Thursday, 24 March 2016

Signs of the crimes in Blackmore

The Daily Telegraph reports an outbreak of strange vandalism in Blackmore. All references to Blackmore on the village's signs have been erased with grey paint, and even the stocks on the village green have been daubed with paint. Why would someone want to erase all traces of Blackmore? Is it something to do with the Mountnessing People's Front, the People's Front of Ingatestone or someone looking back in Ongar? Or someone with a grudge against former Deep Purple guitarist Ritchie Blackmore? Mulder and Scully are set to investigate soon…


  1. Spurtie May. OMG. It's been a long time: look at you a real author. Congratulations. Hope to catch up for a pint soon. Mr House can send you my coordinates. David F

  2. Cheers David… look forward to that pint!