The Queen might be struggling to get a new yacht, but the Daily Mail claimed Towie's Mario Falcone had bought a £5.2 million Sunseeker yacht at a boat show. Surely Lucy's boutique in Ongar Road isn't selling that many 'I Love Mario 'bags?
It was left to Mario to Tweet: "I have not bought a Sunseeker yacht.... But I have put a deposit down to charter one for the summer... I do well but not that well, hahaha!” Still, maybe the Queen, Prince Philip, Kate and Wills will be invited on board for cocktails.