It's Curtains, Babe

Saw a wonderful piece of Essex nomenclature on a recent trip to Grays – a shop called CURTAINS BABE. The sign is in upper case, of course.

Does it mean it’s curtains suitable for your babe, or is it run by a babe with a penchant for curtains? Or is it simply named after someone shouted out “Curtains Babe!” at the brainstorming session on deciding a name? Whatever the case, it’s got lots of curtains on offer and much Essex credibility.