Blimey. The vajazzle has gone posh. Harriet Addison of the Times booked in for a vajazzle and recently wrote about in the paper's Body + Soul section. She went to the salon Strip Wax in the City, where it's known by the more subtle term, "the Bollywood". Could the upper middle classes be going all Essexy down there?
Meanwhile Essex's annus mirabilis (available from all top beauty technicians) continues with the news that Jamie Oliver's book of 30-minute recipes is the fastest selling non-fiction book ever and Jessie J from Romford is set to be a huge star too after winning the Brits Critics' Choice Award and her song Do It Like A Dude has had 4.6 million hits on YouTube.
At this rate Essex will soon have to annex Kent…
it's all gone Essex mad innit?
ReplyDeleteyou didn't mention the dude from junior apprentice!
ReplyDeleteI like that word, 'vajazzle', it's somehow a combination of naughtiness, dirtiness and class. Thanks for your article in The Grauniad.
ReplyDeleteGreetings from London.
Glad you liked it! Just been on Radio Essex as a result ands mentioned the Junior Apprentice dude.
ReplyDeleteLook forward to vajazzle being included in the Oxford English Dictionary!
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